Sailor Silver Moon

Part 3 1/2

© 2001 by Lady Emma

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Morganite woke up in the middle of the night with a wonderful idea. She hurriedly dressed and stormed into her throne room. "Jadeite, Nephrite, Zoisite, Kunzite!" she summoned them.

Jadeite teleported in first and kneeled. "At your service, my queen."

Nephrite came in a few minutes later and staggered about for a few minutes before ending up in front of the throne. He attempted to kneel but fell right over. "Schmy Queen," he slurred.

Morganite rolled her eyes.

It was about seven minutes later that Kunzite and Zoisite arrived, Zoisite's hair disheveled and Kunzite's jacket buttoned lopsidedly. They quickly joined their colleagues in line.

Morganite opened her mouth to speak but forgot what she was about to say. In fact, she had forgotten why she had called them there in the first place. So as not to look stupid, she stared at them malevolently as was the custom for Dark Kingdom queens to do.

The malevolent staring had little affect on any of them. Jadeite continued to look boring. Nephrite sat on the ground muttering what sounded like, "I want some wine." Zoisite kept trying to straighten his hair and Kunzite just looked pissed.

Nephrite suddenly lost balance sitting and toppled over, hitting Zoisite in the leg as he went down. Zoisite jumped out of the way. He looked down disdainfully at Nephrite and sneered, "Why couldn't you have stayed dead?"

Nephrite scowled. "Shut up, fem-boy."

Zoisite kicked Nephrite in the side. "Take that back."

In response, Nephrite grabbed Zoisite around the ankle and knocked him over. Instantly, Kunzite had tackled Nephrite and was sitting on him, pinning him to the ground. "Don't -- you -- hurt -- my -- Zoi-chan!" he said, slugging Nephrite in the face with each word.

Jadeite surveyed the brawl with amusement. Morganite rolled her eyes and attempted to regain order by shouting for quite a while.

The fight continued. Nephrite was trying to hit Kunzite, but to no avail, as the exceptionally strong man had him pinned. Zoisite stood over Nephrite making faces at him, hopping from one foot to the other saying, "Can I kill him, Kunzite? Can I please?" Jadeite was laughing, doubled over.

Finally, Morganite took off her high-heeled boot and threw it into the "crowd." It hit Zoisite on the head and he opened his mouth wide in shock as he felt to make sure there wasn't any blood (or that his hair wasn't further messed up). Shocked that someone had hurt his lover, Kunzite stopped beating up Nephrite. Nephrite was glad to be released from the assailing fists and just lay there, panting. Jadeite laughed so hard he fell over breathing heavily and he too was then silent.

Morganite yelled, "I see you four are of no use to me now. You all are dismissed from my presence. Perhaps I will make this exceptionally important announcement tomorrow morning. Report to me at nine o'clock. Sharp." She stormed out of the room.

She stormed back into her chambers and sat down hard on her bed. "Crisis averted," she murmured, then fell over and was asleep.

Back in the throne room, the four kings just sat there staring at each other. "Was there any point in this scene?" asked Jadeite.

Kunzite shook his head. "I think the author put it in an old funfic of hers and just decided to put it in here because she thought it was funny."

Nephrite scowled. "This author sucks."

Kunzite looked at Zoisite. Zoisite looked at Kunzite. "Let's go find that hentai writer again," said Zoisite.

"That joke is getting old," said Kunzite.

"Does it really matter?"

"Not really."

They left.

Nephrite passed out, dead drunk. Jadeite grinned wickedly, pulled out a magic marker, and proceeded to draw a moustache and devil horns on Nephrite's face. "How's that for personality?" he cackled, and teleported away.

The End of Part 3 1/2

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